Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops

Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops - Jen Campbell

Siempre creí que tener una librería sería algo maravilloso. Ahora ya no estoy tan segura.
Este libro me hizo reir y agarrarme la cara por partes iguales (he aprendido a no golpearla hace un tiempo atrás). Hay muchos fragmentos de conversación con personas realmente obtusas.
Si tuviera que ponerle un calificativo a lo que dice la gente, el puntaje del libro serían en negativo; pero es una recopilación tan buena que se merece las cuatro estrellas.


CUSTOMER: Do you have a copy of Bella Swan’s favourite book? You know, from Twilight?
(Bookseller sighs and pulls a copy of Wuthering Heights off the shelf)
CUSTOMER: Do you have the one with the cover that looks like Twilight?
BOOKSELLER: No. This is an antiquarian bookshop, so this is an old edition of the book.
CUSTOMER: But it’s still the one with that girl Cathy and the dangerous guy, right?
BOOKSELLER: Yes, it’s still the story by Emily Bronte.
CUSTOMER: Right. Do you think they’ll make it into a film?
BOOKSELLER: They’ve made several films of it. The one where Ralph Fiennes plays Heathcliff is very good.
CUSTOMER: What? Voldemort plays Heathcliff?
BOOKSELLER: Well . . .
CUSTOMER: But that’s Edward’s role.
BOOKSELLER: Wuthering Heights was written well before both Harry Potter and Twilight.
CUSTOMER: Yeah, but Voldemort killed Cedric, who’s played by Robert Pattinson, and now Voldemort’s playing Edward’s role in Wuthering Heights, because Edward’s character is Heathcliff. I think that Emily Bronte’s trying to say something about vampires.
BOOKSELLER: . . . that’s £8.
CUSTOMER: For what?
BOOKSELLER: For the book.
CUSTOMER: Oh, no, it’s OK, I’m going to go and try and find the Voldemort DVD version



Sinceramente, no se si reir o llorar ante la perspectiva de que haya otro libro como éste.